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 Post subject: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:07 am 
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So here it is y'all! We were asked to tell this story during the awards ceremony but they ran out of time, and I really wanted to share it with all of my friends.

So after the 3rd night my wife and i came home bleary eyed from the disco at 7ish and crashed out like normal. I awoke around 9 to what i though was the snoring of our roommate Dave (which is fine), but it was coming from a different side of the room. It was actually coming from right beside me in my bed. On Jam Cruise it is definitely a common thing to wake up with strangers in your bed, but this one was not invited. I was lying next to a large naked man snoring his ass off. My wife and I freaked out and started screaming at him. When we tried to wake him he started swinging at us and telling us to get out of his room! When he finally got up he tried stealing all my clothes. He finally stole my pillow to cover his junk, and I was not happy about that! then we pushed him into the hallway!

So the lesson here is always make sure your door is closed very tightly behind you!

We had a blast this year y'all!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:29 am 
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He he he! Good safety tip. And that's another good reason to decorate your door. May not have helped, in this case. :D


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 Post subject: Re: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:53 pm 
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sweetjonny wrote:
He finally stole my pillow to cover his junk, and I was not happy about that!

Better he stole it then just borrowed and returned it after his junk was on it...right??
GREAT STORY!!!
To tell the truth I thought this was gonna be about Denny when I opened :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:06 pm 
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phew!!! I can safely say this naked man story is not about me! :lol:

I did notice a few times that the cabin door was not latching shut. Only on JC do we lock our doors to keep naked people out of our beds before we lock them for safety.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:12 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:!!!

Did you have time to get his autograph?


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 Post subject: Re: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:24 pm 
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Last year when I still had a roomate....my lady and I came home on a Friday night to find my roomie and his girlfriend drunk and heading to bed. We ended up going to bed shortly after.
Sometime in the middle of the night I was awoken by my bedroom door figuring it was my girl coming back from the bathroom in the dark.
I feel a person crawl into my bed and as expected feel a warm naked female body snuggle up next to me....
Thing is Veronica always gets in on the left side of my bed.....why was she crawling in on the right side?
So I roll a little to my left and bump into another warm female body...95% of the time this would be a good thing...hahaha.
I quickly realized my roomates GF had drunkenly crawled into bed with us...hahaha. Pretty awkward when I woke her up and politley asked her to leave my bed.
Needless to say she was pretty embarrased but in the end we all got a good chuckle out of it.....
.....until the next day when we found evidence on my sheets she was being visited by her "little friend"
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Those sheets got thrown away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:40 pm 
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We found a naked girl passed out in are room one night on Jamcruise like 4 years ago...Those doors dont latch very well at alll..... It was pretty funny she was so drunk and we sent her packing.. Luckily she found are room.... I think I know who the Large Naked man was... HEHEEEE....


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Great story Jonny!

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so the next day I'm telling a group of my friends this story and I see him on the pool deck. I ran over with a group of 10 people, he was so embarassed and apologetic. Even his wife apologized for him! Sweet guy!


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 Post subject: Re: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:28 am 
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sweetjonny wrote:
...I was lying next to a large naked man snoring his ass off....Sweet guy!
ZD really needs to stop doing that!

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I thought this was going to be about Denny also hahaha. Perhaps that story needs to be added? :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: THE NAKED MAN STORY!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:32 pm 
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Hahaha, well told, Johnny!

(I was in the cabin too, but I had taken an Ambien and had earplugs in. I slept right through all the commotion.)

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