You mean to tell me W.Bush, Cheney and Rove AREN'T on that list???? Yeah, you found my bitch quotient pretty quickly, didn't you? My Oh My, how quickly YOU forgot.
No I didn't list them. Yaknow why? Because I'm only allowed to put 10 items in the list by the stupid application, that's why. So I put in the alternatives Government and Everything. That should cover a lot. But still only 10 items. Why do they limit it like that? It pisses me off. Who is to say that I can't have more than 10 things to bitch about? And why isn't the results shown when you have multiple choice just like they do with single choice? You know when you get the radio buttons instead of the squares? That's the webapp's fault. Wordpress I guess. But then why don't they let you delete a message? That's just a stupid setting. There's no excuse for that. What if I wake up cranky one morning and just for the heck of it want to say "Fuck Justin Timberlake". Then at lunch I realize that I really meant "Justin Bieber". So I can go in and edit it. That's all fine. But then when work is over and I had a beer or two, I realize that I don't really mean to F anybody. At least not right now. So I want to go in and delete my post. But I can't. Just because the bloody permission settings to the app. Why, I ask, why why why??? So now I have to F somebody. Guess I could leave the name blank for the next time somebody or something pisses me off.
But that's not all of it. Have you noticed how Internet in general has become more and more useless? How hard can it be to put a goddamn download button where you can find it? Not a link to a link to a link to choose server to a link to an ad for a link to ... And do you remember when you could search for something, or to "google", the second company after xerox to become a verb, even though it's shitty points in Scrabble, but anyway, you could search for like "how to clean ice cream out of the keyboard" and you would get a bunch of fairly educated answers. Not some book links at Amazon. Not some damn paysite where you can ask the same question to some lackie that doesn't know jack shit about keyboards. Or ice cream. Or this coxuckers springerlink and whathaveyou that offers to sell you an article about the topic. Like a need a fucking PhD thesis. I need a clean keyboard! Actaully coke is worse than ice cream. And what is this bull about "free links". What's so damn special? There are signs everywhere along the street saying "parking". Doesn't mean I can park for free, does it? That is such bullcrap. So here we are. Internet is just spam and scam and links and error 404. We should get rid of it. Or maybe have one Internet free day. A day where people could relearn their social skills and relax from the aggravations of the modern world. A day of total technological freedom. We could call it "Independence Day". Rats! That's already taken. Forgot that was a movie. Aside from Internet I'm pissed at all the stupid headgear people walk around with nowadays. You know when I was young I sometimes met girls who didn't want to talk to me. Frustrating but survivable. So now they all talk to me. What happened? Nothing. Just turns out the lamiacks are talking into some invisable head piece. Do you have any idea how stupid you look when you walk alone down a street and start talking about some house wives in NJ or whatever the hell was on last night. It's not normal. We should get rid of Bluetooth and all that crap as well. Just like Internet. Let's see, what else pisses me off. Hmm. Now I think that's it right now. My lunch break is soon over. I have to get back to work. That pisses me off...
Note to Sai: you ain't seen nothing yet, bro!