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What really sucks the most is...
The lineup 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
The weather 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
The economy 13%  13%  [ 12 ]
Life in general 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
BP 13%  13%  [ 12 ]
Bernie Madoff a.k.a. HELLBU0Y 14%  14%  [ 13 ]
Everything 3%  3%  [ 3 ]
Justin Bieber 13%  13%  [ 12 ]
The Governent 13%  13%  [ 12 ]
The food on board 18%  18%  [ 17 ]
Total votes : 95
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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:44 pm 
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Since this thread is running low on steam I'm going to take a different direction.
The best thing to bitch about IMHO is stupidity. What is the most stupid
(I mean utterly retarded!) thing you have ever seen?
I have thought long and hard about this and come to the conclusion that one
thing stands out above all others as the ULTIMATE STUPIDITY:

Airport bathroom stalls with doors opening inwards.

Think about it. It's pretty stupid in the first place to have such a tiny stall
with a door opening into this tiny area. Know add to this that you are required
to bring your luggage with you or TSA will confiscate it. If you ever manage
to get the luggage inside you pretty much have to climb over the door with
it to ever get out! Has anyone seen any stupidity that can beet this one?
<challenge!>

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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Does braile on the ATM keys for the DRIVE THROUGH machine make the stupid list?


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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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Does braile on the ATM keys for the DRIVE THROUGH machine make the stupid list?

Wow! That's a good one! :lol: :CLAP:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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longhairedfreak007 wrote:
Oprah once bought Stevie Wonder a car for his birthday or something,true story.

Well then I guess the braille ATM makes sense?

I was actually so tempted to just make a link to another thread I've been writing in recently but no. I'm going to be a good boy today.

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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This one kind of bugs me... On an airplane they make you buckle your seat belt before they leave the gate... and then as you pull away from the gate and taxi toward the runway, they proceed to demonstrate to you how to buckle a seat belt... not as powerful as the braile drive-thru thing, but still, where else could I have posted this gripe? :NINJA:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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i hate when i stay in a new york city nightclub too long and all that's left on the dance floor are transexuals. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread
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it's like a good phrazz post


Good? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread
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it's like a good phrazz post
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Good? :shock:


fixed that misquote for ya :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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I'm absolutely flabbergasted that the drum circle thread has had more views than the bitch thread. What's wrong with people? :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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we know that is where the real bitching is going on!
i dont know what to bitch about..but Tai said to me a lot this weekend "you're such a mean bitch"..so I am here..this bitch is present and accounted for!
feel free to bitch about me!


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longhairedfreak007 wrote:
i hate when i stay in a new york city nightclub too long and all that's left on the dance floor are transexuals. :lol:


It does alleviate the awkwardness of being the only dude walking out at 7am in 6 inch pumps, right?


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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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feel free to bitch about me!

Why do you keep removing and adding your avatar all the time? Wazzup with that? I mean can't you pick one and keep it there? :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Official Jam Cruise Bitch Thread - You Know You Want To!
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odman wrote:
MissAslan wrote:
feel free to bitch about me!

Why do you keep removing and adding your avatar all the time? Wazzup with that? I mean can't you pick one and keep it there? :lol:

hmmm good question..been using my cell the past couple days si i will have to look into it what is going with the off site link...
or maybe it is evenstar not wanting to associated with me!!

very funny what phamilyguy to said to longhairfreek..made me and the hubby laugh!
thought of something to bitch about..this was the WORST season ever of Big Brother!..oh and jeff says the door opens in so people cant open the door when a guy is sitting on the toilet to do his business..if it opened out you run a bigger risk of getting invaded...opening in it hits your knees..must suck to have to poop in an airport!


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