i can't believe i have to do this again this year.
....but i literally had this happen:
(just without the wall)
i had a severe concussion and swelling on my brain occur at the behest of a dumbass festival patron that decided to hurl a full handle of liquor into the crowd, thus hitting my head and knocking me out cold - abruptly ending my hangout festival experience and landed me my first ever head injury. the mantra for everybody should be: "keep it classy, always.". it isn't that hard. just don't throw handles of captain at strangers. i mean, shit, that isn't too outlandish a request, no?
anyways, at the doctor's request, i am taking it easy for the summer.
i will sell you my vip ticket for $150. i'm willing to negotiate down if necessary, but i think $150 is already below face (plus them bitches is sold out!
). anyways, let me know.
ab, hillary, everybody else - i'm sad and sorry i can't make it up. i would test the waters, but it is my brain we are talking about here, and i just think i should be extra careful... especially knowing my goofy ass. have lots of fun... maybe i'll PM you guys and get your mailing address and mail you my moose mascot. you can talk somebody into wearing it for kickball as long as i get a picture.
let me know about that ticket.