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 Post subject: more quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:18 am 
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"Who let me on this boat?"

"Are you my mom?"

"I need a taxi. Will you call me a cab?"

I had to "drive" Chief Squatting Dog, aka Lifejacket guy, home one morning. Another nite he asked the waitress to find him a cab. He says she actually came back, after three or four times of asking him if he needed anything, with a number. Hmmm...

KATE - I want pics!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:59 pm 
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passed a guy coming out of the restaurant who said to me...

"dude i swear to god, i just got three waiters to act like birds...no shit"

I woke up laughing about that shit this morning

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:15 pm 
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"LONG LIVE HAL!" RED BULL AND CAFFINE ONLY, AMAZING! IF ANY OF THE CAMERA CREW ON THE B-DECK (OR POOP DECK) OF JC2 READS THIS KEEP IN TOUCH E-MALL ME AT GSolo50@aol.com

-The guys the in smoking jacket


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:18 pm 
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Big Chief Squatting Dog kept me laughing everytime we passed one another..he did mumble ,"Who let me on this boat??" a few times to me. HA! I never got a picture of him though...does anyone?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:38 pm 
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I'll post a picture with him and his goofy lifejacket


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:58 pm 
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shadank wrote:
Big Chief Squatting Dog kept me laughing everytime we passed one another..he did mumble ,"Who let me on this boat??" a few times to me. HA! I never got a picture of him though...does anyone?


The Slapaho Nation represented well.

Big Chief Squatting Dog certainly lived up to his namesake given by the fathers; Sqaw Little Big Running Bush and Sqaw Big Little Lightning Bush served the tribe well and made Big Chief and Medicineman proud. Warrior Thunderstruck threw many arrows and stones and took many scalps at the Battle of Blackjack Casino. Buffa-Lode Soulja gathered many meals and ate many meals for the tribe; he and Sqaw Pokemyhontas kept room service much busy, tribe well fed. Slapaho Medicineman Stabaho learned many lessons under the four moons. For example, one is not to take the liquid spirit juice unless one is prepared to unleash foul flowing demons from ass. Mmm. Many a dance did Medicineman Stabaho do to rid the tribe of ass-dwelling foul flowing demons. Big Chief Sqatting Dog learned Great Canoe Captain not want Big Chief to wear orange Slapaho ceremonial warrior headdress/personal floatation device on Great Canoe. Captain say Big Chief strike fear into hearts of passengers with headdress. Mmm. Good for Slapaho Tribe.

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 Post subject: Best quote
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:14 am 
"Did you just puddle that waiter?!"


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 Post subject: Brian Kehoe
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:42 pm 
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While waiting on the rediculious customs line at 7:30am, Brian Kehoe came out of his room and asked where the line ended. Someone on line told him he didn't have to wait since all artists can go directly to the front. His response to this was....

"I'm no artist....I'm a visionary".....and then proceeded to the back of the line to wait with everyone else.

That was some hysterical shit.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:49 pm 
When Claypool stopped and said to the sad clown guy with the mullet and platform shoes and painted face for the whole trip

Les -"you look like your having fun, what are suppose to be?"

Sad Clown- "An easter Egg"

Les - "well........coo coo cachoo"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:52 pm 
I had Bryan Kehoe come down and try to wake up my sick roomate. He got up in his face and yelled

"Come on boy, get that milk bone out of your ass and come party!!!!"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:14 pm 
"Jazz Fest in a bath tub."


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 2:10 pm 
Please do not flush "anything unusual" down the toilet.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:43 pm 
Best quote I got was from the bartender to me:

"I will never cut you off"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:15 pm 
Sitting on the back deck at 7:30AM with a friend and someone walks by, walking away from his friend saying:

"Try not go to sleep, okay?"


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 Post subject: quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:10 pm 
"Is this the part where we get naked?"


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