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27) Good times are always there if one lets them happen!


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31) pack all the tropical lightweight sexy clothes you want to pack and then go back and add all the comfy warm clothes you don't think you will need... chances are, you will need warm comfy clothes.

32) the dining room always has better food than the buffets

33) you WILL miss your spa appt. and have to pay for it anyway...

34) just because you are holding a lipton ice tea bottle, does not mean it contains lipton ice tea...


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If your girlfriend LOVES Jamcruise as much or more than you do :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: MARRY HER!!!!!!!! (I DID) :D :D :D


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35) The tables in the downstairs sit-down dining areas have tablecloths long enough and the light is sufficiently lacking at 3:30 AM, that two people could potentially hideout under one of the round tables that have booth backs.

36) When hiding out under one of theses said tables, blue light sticks really help set the mood.

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Awesome Thread evenstar..I love your topics!

37) If you would be too drunk to drive then you are too drunk to use a hot glue gun
38 ) If you twist your ankle put it on ice & take a break before it’s too late!
37) Pack your bags early because five bags are heavier when the cruise is over (even though they have less shit in them!)
39) Be on the back of the boat in the Disco the last night!
40) Don’t steal stuff just because you think it’s neat-o, people would rather give it to you.
41) Vandalism, dehydration and hangovers suck!


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MissAslan wrote:
If you would be too drunk to drive then you are too drunk to use a hot glue gun


ok, best advice ever on or off jamcruise... dont drink and glue.... :lol:


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42) is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

43) If you plan on sleeping in the sauna, just make sure that you drink plenty of "water".

44) Some people are just jerks, but don't worry, they don't make it on Jamcruise.

45) Watch the sunrise at least once while on ze ship!

46) Don't forget which end of the boat is the bow and which end is the stern, as this will help one find places quite easier.

47) If you lose your sign and sail card you can get a new one at the consiegre, but don't go to get a new one made everytime you need to get in your room just because you can't seem to hold onto it! A hole punch and a lanyard.

48) Pirate flags are meant to be found and relocated only to never be found again, unless another pirate is as cunning and competitive.

49) Jägerfairies are your best friends.


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I've been on every year and I think I learned quite a bit before, but blasted it away piece by piece each year I board! A few years ago I had a PhD in Metaphysics and now they won't let me use the crayons at IHOP :oops:

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50) Jamcruise is measured not by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of things on Jamcruise that take your breath away!

[please pardon the pilfered prognostication 8) ]


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51) no matter how many friends i think i have, i always have more after jamcruise.


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52)the marble floors in the disco/jamroom get REAL slippery after people spill their drinks all night.

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52)the marble floors in the disco/jamroom get REAL slippery after people spill their drinks all night.


I saw that one in action first hand by the slip sliddin glass door behind the DJ! :cry:

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51) no matter how many friends i think i have, i always have more after jamcruise.


Very true. :D

Damn I love this boat.

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53) The showers are very small. To clean the bottom of your feet, soap a rag, toss it on the floor, and scrub. It's a lot better then your ass hanging out and soaking the floor.

54)When ordering food in the dinning room, get something from every course. You never know whats going to be bad or odd tasting.

Bob


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53) The showers are very small. To clean the bottom of your feet, soap a rag, toss it on the floor, and scrub. It's a lot better then your ass hanging out and woaking the floor.


I hate it when my ass woaks the floor. :lol:

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