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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:05 pm 
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one of my friends who dressed as a nun on the 3rd night
"some dude in the bathroom just had confession with me. when he was a child he stole money from his mother's wallet... i just wanted to piss"


hmm, ananda - i definitely asked "is the boat rocking or is that me" several times over the course of the week... :oops:


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Rynne wrote:
One of the indonesian cleaning staff with one of those vaccuums with the long hose walks into a crowded elevator only to get off a few flights down. While he's leaving some guy behind me goes, "What, no Fishman Solo?!?!"

And also, the ever histerical "Would Lesley Edward Claypool Kindly come to the reception desk....."


That was me, and really, he should have pulled one off!!


I think that was the funniest moment from the boat....


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Rynne wrote:
HarryZ wrote:
Rynne wrote:
One of the indonesian cleaning staff with one of those vaccuums with the long hose walks into a crowded elevator only to get off a few flights down. While he's leaving some guy behind me goes, "What, no Fishman Solo?!?!"

And also, the ever histerical "Would Lesley Edward Claypool Kindly come to the reception desk....."


That was me, and really, he should have pulled one off!!


I think that was the funniest moment from the boat....


Come back next year; I'll try and top it!


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Another favorite line of mine from JC 7 ....

As my cabinmate Paul and walked the streets of Belize City, women would run out and say to Paul, "Hey, Rasta Man! Let me fix your dreads!!!"

Paul finally yelled, "Leave me alone! THEY ARE NOT BROKEN!!"

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this lady followed me for about a block trying to get me to let her braid my hair


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HELLBU0Y wrote:
Another favorite line of mine from JC 7 ....

As my cabinmate Paul and walked the streets of Belize City, women would run out and say to Paul, "Hey, Rasta Man! Let me fix your dreads!!!"

Paul finally yelled, "Leave me alone! THEY ARE NOT BROKEN!!"


I was with Nick Daniels in Belize and they kept doing the same thing to him too! He even had a woman where we ate lunch ask him to get her another chair and some napkins.... silly people.

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this lady followed me for about a block trying to get me to let her braid my hair
dude i let her she was putting down the hard sell.i left the tourista trap in belize and all of a sudden like 20 island girls were DYING to braid my hair.they were stoked to see long haired men.

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longhairedfreak007 wrote:
whyweigh wrote:
this lady followed me for about a block trying to get me to let her braid my hair
dude i let her she was putting down the hard sell.i left the tourista trap in belize and all of a sudden like 20 island girls were DYING to braid my hair.they were stoked to see long haired men.


... And, LHF? I want to say thanks for letting me braid your hair

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Heard in Costa Maya: "No one has seen Michael Franti. I swear to God, I gonna throw that guy overboard!"

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After opening the door between our adjoining rooms, this was heard "Wow! This is great. It is almost like having two rooms!"


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walking down the hall we heard

"Dude, someone is in our bathroom"

Also the look on the guy cleaning the hotub the morning
we stopped in belize


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"Those Bonerama guys would be ok if they'd just rehearse a little" (said with sarcasm)


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Heard from dude exiting elevator on last night:

"Nothing says New Orleans like a jester with a beach ball"

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i think i met sugaree briefly.....what up!


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Spoken by the meanest waitress/server on board (you know the woman with the blond hair...super crabby) while a Jam Cruiser was trying to encourage her to have a good time (instead of scowl):" Remember that you are on vacation and that we are working"
Response by Jam Cruiser: Please don't confuse Jam Cruise with a vacation. This is a TON of work!


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"5 hour energy Vicodin"

"I can't believe we have 2 more days on this bitch!!"


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