okay so since i'm out of commission, lying home sick as hell on my couch with the chills, i've decided to bust out the booklet in which i wrote down all of the best stuff i heard on the boat:
"It's like a cross between a playpen and a trampoline"
-Faust, referring to my ass over lunch
"When you're high on DMT, you can see the tree spirits getting ANGRY!"
-random shout out in embarkment line"
"YO! You got Doggy Style on your iPod?... i wanna listen to it... READ bad!"
-random kid in line
"Pants are SO 2008"
"Welcome to the Skeri-atric ward!"
"If there's any African American party, it's your butt"
- Marc D.
"Sorry to have met you in this way..."
-random Chris whom i woke up to in my cabin, to which i responded:
"uh.... what exactly is this way??"
"You here with someone? You're too cute to be here all by yourself"
-some random nerdo attempting poorly to hit on me during the first Les set, to which i responded,
"I'm here to see the music. We all are. You should do the same"
Me: "Can somebody tell me where to find some butter?"
Skerik: "There's dairy in the air!"
Me: "What did you say about my derriere?!"
"They mays well just put a pig in the microwave and give it to me!"
-AB, referring to greasy bacon goodness
"Sarah! I can feel the vibration on my clitoris!"
-Mimi in the jam room
Me: "I had a productive day. Spent all morning tattooing people, took pics of boobs all afternoon, did a couple dozen girls lipstick all night..."
Paul: "...and you took a foreigner on the tour of the southland! well done!"
(Shadank is always good with the off the cuff....LOL)
and some anonymous person scribbled into my quote notebook:
"It will smell and taste like it.