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"This is the best shit on the boat."
- K. Denson via A. Lukins in regards to Dumsta's Pool Deck Set.

I was in total agreeance at that point!


"The Disco was so Jamcruise 4."
- D. Goodman


"I don't mind ya'll sitting in, but get the fuck out of front of me. Get the fuck out of front of me."
- R. Batiste via J. Duncan in regards to Bonerama sitting in with PBS during their Savannah Set.

I don't know how, but I totally missed him saying this because I was standing right next to J. Duncan.


"I thought there was usually good music in here."
- M. Dillon in regards to the Jam Room on Night 4.

This was overheard as we were walking out of the Jam Room on Night 4 to check out the Disco. In all fairness, at that time, the Jam Room was experiencing a "transition" and the music wasn't all that great. It was back to quite good when we returned 15 minutes later though.


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- C. Delaine

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"I don't mind ya'll sitting in, but get the fuck out of front of me. Get the fuck out of front of me."
- R. Batiste via J. Duncan in regards to Bonerama sitting in with PBS during their Savannah Set.

I don't know how, but I totally missed him saying this because I was standing right next to J. Duncan.



that was a funny set for MANY MANY reasons, that comment to Bonerama being one of them.

Russell was harrassing me the whole set, calling out to me, etc. He called me "Red from Baton Rouge" and shouted out to me several times in between songs. I made him learn my name after that night!

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anandamayi wrote:
Duncan wrote:

"I don't mind ya'll sitting in, but get the fuck out of front of me. Get the fuck out of front of me."
- R. Batiste via J. Duncan in regards to Bonerama sitting in with PBS during their Savannah Set.

I don't know how, but I totally missed him saying this because I was standing right next to J. Duncan.



that was a funny set for MANY MANY reasons, that comment to Bonerama being one of them.

Russell was harrassing me the whole set, calling out to me, etc. He called me "Red from Baton Rouge" and shouted out to me several times in between songs. I made him learn my name after that night!


That was a fun fun set!! The guys were having a blast. How about Russ saying no smoking in here, but after the set, he could be found on Deck 13. They Brought the Flood indeed!!


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Yes, Yes... YES... I got the memo - you want LOTUS... you crazy message board fuckers!!!!!!"

-annabel lukins


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she said that??? AWESOME!!!!


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i have an entire book of notable quotes which i will post later after i get my head screwed back on straight... but my two faves at the moment are:

"I ain't never heard of Belize before. If I did, I don't remember....
I heard of Jamaica though. And the Bahamas"

-(Cecil from the Lee Boys, on the boat back from Belize)


and of course, the wonderful, unforgettable Simon on the early morning pool deck, in all of his British twang splendor:

S: "Where did you get those lettahs?"
Me: "We brought them. Just spent an hour down in the lobby cutting out tattoos for everyone. We're not doing all the letters anymore though, too much work!"
S: "Do you happen to have a W, an A, and a G?"
Me:"Yes"
S:"How about a stah?"
Me: "Check"

S: (lifts up shirt and traces right side of belly with finger) "Would you happen to have enough lettahs to write: It's not gonna suck itself...bitch?"
Me: "Oh yeah, we can work that out"

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S: (lifts up shirt and traces right side of belly with finger) "Would you happen to have enough lettahs to write: It's not gonna suck itself...bitch?"
Me: "Oh yeah, we can work that out"


grin, check the Share Pictures forum, someone posted a pic of that.


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evenstar wrote:
Yes, Yes... YES... I got the memo - you want LOTUS... you crazy message board fuckers!!!!!!"

-annabel lukins


evenstar,
she said that??? AWESOME!!!!


Yes, she said it to me. We were passing eachother on the stairs and I was pointing to my cup that had the sticker on it. Not what I thought she was going to say, but classic just the same.

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After Zach Gill Playing elton John's "piano man" on the grand piano in the middle of the boat with two balconies high of people singing along, glasses raised, my face was streaming with tears of joy from such a beautiful Jamcruise moment. I went and told him, "that was beautiful, you just made me cry" to which my friend Rita told him, "you just made my nipples hard!!!" (his expression was priceless)


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After Zach Gill Playing elton John's "piano man" on the grand piano in the middle of the boat with two balconies high of people singing along, glasses raised, my face was streaming with tears of joy from such a beautiful Jamcruise moment. I went and told him, "that was beautiful, you just made me cry" to which my friend Rita told him, "you just made my nipples hard!!!" (his expression was priceless)


Yeah, he was down there for awhile. I wandered over during dinner and there was a very small gathering. I think that he had just gotten started. We stuck around through the Joker and took off. By the time that we stumbled back by 30 or so minutes later, the place was full.

Zach on that piano with the stairwells and balconies packed epitomizes Jamcruise for me.

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A couple walks by on the pool deck before we even leave Ft Lauderdale
Man: "Hey, these must be the cups made from corn"
Woman: "Oh wow... I LOVE CORN!"
I wonder if she ate the damn thing!

Same girl later that night... I'm leaving the theater during Claypool and she is walking in and says... "Oh, this must be where the show is"...
No Sh*t?

"Best Monday Ever"... said by me on the way to breakfast and about every 30 seconds until Tuesday.

Thanks for the memories JC...


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greatkate008 wrote:
After Zach Gill Playing elton John's "piano man" on the grand piano in the middle of the boat with two balconies high of people singing along, glasses raised, my face was streaming with tears of joy from such a beautiful Jamcruise moment. I went and told him, "that was beautiful, you just made me cry" to which my friend Rita told him, "you just made my nipples hard!!!" (his expression was priceless)


Was it Elton John's Piano Man or Billy Joel's? Any vid of this? My keyboard player is a huge Billy Joel fan (Iknow, I know--creative tension) and I would love to show him what he missed on JC........


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It was Billy Joel's version.

Truly a remarkable event!


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okay so since i'm out of commission, lying home sick as hell on my couch with the chills, i've decided to bust out the booklet in which i wrote down all of the best stuff i heard on the boat:

"It's like a cross between a playpen and a trampoline"
-Faust, referring to my ass over lunch

"When you're high on DMT, you can see the tree spirits getting ANGRY!"
-random shout out in embarkment line"

"YO! You got Doggy Style on your iPod?... i wanna listen to it... READ bad!"
-random kid in line

"Pants are SO 2008"
-Daryl Keys

"Welcome to the Skeri-atric ward!"
-Karl Denson

"If there's any African American party, it's your butt"
- Marc D.

"Sorry to have met you in this way..."
-random Chris whom i woke up to in my cabin, to which i responded:
"uh.... what exactly is this way??"

"You here with someone? You're too cute to be here all by yourself"
-some random nerdo attempting poorly to hit on me during the first Les set, to which i responded,
"I'm here to see the music. We all are. You should do the same"

Me: "Can somebody tell me where to find some butter?"
Skerik: "There's dairy in the air!"
Me: "What did you say about my derriere?!"

"They mays well just put a pig in the microwave and give it to me!"
-AB, referring to greasy bacon goodness

"Sarah! I can feel the vibration on my clitoris!"
-Mimi in the jam room

Me: "I had a productive day. Spent all morning tattooing people, took pics of boobs all afternoon, did a couple dozen girls lipstick all night..."
Paul: "...and you took a foreigner on the tour of the southland! well done!"

(Shadank is always good with the off the cuff....LOL)

and some anonymous person scribbled into my quote notebook:
"It will smell and taste like it. :) "

(hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....)

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"You turn me on in a really weird way"

That was the line I got from someone (who shall remain nameless for now).

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