I think all of you are getting worked up over nothing. I have been on a cruise before and I read those negative reviews from the site that guy posted. All the negative things they wrote about, my friends and I experienced too only we didn't find them bad and unbearable. We had a blast. Yea, we walked into our room and thought they had made a mistake because we ordered the deluxe stateroom for four, and here was a room the size of a walkin closet with two beds that fold outta the wall. BUT, there was a bottle of champagne and we just laughed about it and were relieved that they came and cleaned our little box three or four times a day(and it gets trashed pretty quick) And yea, the five course meal, the steaks at Outback are better, but again you gotta take things for what its worth. Our service was slow, but where do you have to be? And who the hell complains about servers bombarding you to bring you a drink? I agree it was almost like they had trained with ninjas they way they would hide in the shadows and stealthily appear whenever your drink was empty, (but here's a tip, stash a liquor bottle on board, the cafateria is open 24 hours and has plenty of mixers!
) All in all, I think tose negative reviews were from uptight people who if you'll notice had never been on a cruise before. Don't worry! We will all have the most kickass time we will remember forever!