Knut,
Do me a favor and take the best of these and edit! Make it so I can just copy and paste into a txt box.. also, if you want..go find some clip-art that makes sense for a dictionary..I think I am going to start delegating some of these pages to you people who keep asking if you can help.. I don't know why I pressure myself to DO EVERYTHING! ROFL 
aslanding - the act of falling but managing to protect your tiara and not spilling any champagne
bumpster dive - digging up really old threads and comment on them just to get them back at the top
conga-tagious - A Mickey Hart drum circle on the pooldeck at sunset...
conundrum-circle - The sound of one drum drumming at sunset on the pooldeck
cruiseifiction - what happens sometimes to an individual on the forum when not having all the facts straight
cruiseooze - This is your brain the day after disembarkation.
Custumes Check - The reality that the sparkly, shiny, glowy things, wigs and pirate stuff, polyester 70's clothes, might be looked at by some other really serious looking people with badges... and them not thinking it is funny.
decksema - rash obtained while breakdancing on pool deck
doorjam - Skerik and Denson are battling it out in the jam room and it's so packed in there so you get stuck in the door
drumfounded - the inability to understand a brilliant idea
food breakdown - The highly emotional result of hitting the pizza bar at 4 am and only finding peas and carrots pizza.
foodback - the combination of bad food and rough seas can lead to this
forumaldehyde - a post so bad that it completely kills a thread
funkblindness - staying up all night in the jamroom , then attempting to go ashore and being blinded by the bright sun bouncing off the dock/beach.
funkempt - your appearance after dancing your ass off to Dumpstaphunk
Funkgasm - sensational pleasure felt during the peak of a funk performance
Guitarded - what many (including me) guitar players realize we are after seeing one of "those" guitarists rip it up on JamCruise.
Jamilicious - Used particularly when the roof of the mouth is blistered by a hot dog or peas and carrots pizza hot out of the oven after grabbing a slice to wolf down on the way to the Jam Room; Also used to describe the taste of foods unique to the annual ritual of Jam Cruise, such as chicken jello.
jamnesia - the last thing you remember was being in the jam room, and you have no clue how you got to where you woke up
Jamruminate (jam-room-in-ate) vb - the act of standing in the front row of the Jam Room while everyone else is dancing and being totally lost in a solo, hence standing still and scratching your head and/or rubbing your chin. While smiling, of course.
Jamsomnia - the condition where one can't sleep because somewhere there is still live music playing on the ship somewhere.
Jamticipation - waiting for it
Jaz-ex-ercise - A diet plan with minimal calories in and extreme cals out
JcTSD - J amcruise Truamatic Stress Disorder - the weeks it takes you to fully recover from the cruise.
knoxed - the act of being all around you at once
LadyROOT-Canal - no matter how painful...we are ready for the extraction... and all the threads she rode in on...
MSCalculation - What you thought you drank and what your bar bill actually was when it was slid under your door.
MSCommunication - "You want buy coupon drink here"
Pooldecklectrified - if you don't go, you won't ever know
remorse code - unintelligeble utterings from cabins during the last morning as cruisers open their bar bills
Sker-tactik - The art of music where you completely frighten someone with the sound of your horn and freeze them in their tracks, while they still dance their asses off with a smile... and laughing with them when you both realize no one should have been frightened in the first place.
TenderIzod - The orange shirt that you recognize worn by MSC people when coming back to catch the last tender to the ship in Costa Maya, because maybe you lost track of time and such...
yellevator - when everybody are half deaf after a show and scream to each other as they ride the elevator
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