This one time.... On Jam Cruise....

anandamayi · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:19 pm

... I was riding the elevator with Brock Butler discussing Bob Ross

evenstar · **Joined:** Wed May 14, 2003 1:10 pm **Posts:** 3571

..... Karl denson stuck his finger in my cherry cheesecake in the dessert line and then made a yuck face.

bluzbill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:41 pm

... someone yelled "hold that elevator" and in got Les and Skerik discussing the setlist for that night

Frim Jolly · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:51 pm

Robert Randolph was so frightened to be on the water that he was wearing his life jacket sitting in the cafeteria during dinner.

jrapp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:53 pm

...i kissed Grace Potter..

evenstar · **Joined:** Wed May 14, 2003 1:10 pm **Posts:** 3571

.... I flashed Simon my New Mastersounds panties and he giggled

longhairedfreak007 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:23 pm

this one time on jamcruise after col. bruce's amazing set i mistakenly snubbed george porters wife as she was giving out high fives.just walked right past her and didn't see her,she was mad.she called me out the next day on the pooldeck,i had no idea who she was and why she was mad at me,my roomate told me later that i had been rude to her.my bad. :oops:

Tai · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:51 pm

wow, so much. In no particular order:

- I found new music.

- I found new friends.

- I got lost.

- I got found.

- I played through.

- I waited in a 6 hour line.

- I waited in a 45 minute line.

- I drank too much. (see below)

- I went swimming. (drunk)

- I went snorkeling. (drunk)

- I went jet skiing. (drunk)

- I played kick ball.

- I laughed.

- I cried.

- I had cool socks.

abgar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:49 am

I may have peed in a potted plant.

I got wasted going snorkeling with Jeff Austin and Steve Molitz.

I got to run a video camera for the projector on the mainstage for two nights while Crittendon sat in with everyone else.

I blacked out for four days and ended up meeting so many of my best friends. I had to re-meet them the following year, however. They already knew me. :oops:

I reached a point of absolute transcendence looking over an endless wake at dawn. Maybe that was more than one time...oh shit I have a rear-facing balcony.

I bonded with a bunch of new friends while almost missing the boat due to a ramshackle zipline company in Honduras.

I helped a friend who was working the Peace Corps in the Dominican Republic sneak into our private party on Cayo Levantado.

I slept all the way through a Claypool set. Worst FOMS nightmares ever, and they were real.

I spent almost the whole cruise in bed because my home lifestyle ruined my vacation. Then I got home and saw the world clearly. Thanks, Jam Cruise.

Endless thread, good job Ananda.

evenstar · **Joined:** Wed May 14, 2003 1:10 pm **Posts:** 3571

(this really is awesome 'nanda. Next years fun guide for sure)

the drummer from Lotus got called Felix from Germany all night long because they were both wearing orange hoodies

I danced to Magellan while the sun came up over the water

my friend told Stanton that he couldn't come in the suite because they didn't want a sausage party.

I watched big will eat a five course meal of salmon

Fishman played a piece of broken metal roofing with a can for kids at an orphanage

I watched Karl d try on Pauls stilts while a disapproving Deborah looked on

I walked the streets of Mexico with Hal and listened to people scream mahi mahi

I drank the last six pack available on the boat with tim carbone

SalmonHead · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:47 am

My favs:

evenstar wrote:

(this really is awesome 'nanda. Next years fun guide for sure)

my friend told Stanton that he couldn't come in the suite because they didn't want a sausage party.

I walked the streets of Mexico with Hal and listened to people scream mahi mahi

Classic.

bluzbill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:49 am

I got one french fry and one fried onion ring on my salad for dinner in the restaurant!

SalmonHead · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:52 am

...I watched my awestruck friend tell Les Claypool that she was the one in the front row getting down the night before at his theatre show. He replied, "I was in the one on the stage, kind of in the middle". :lol:

...I watched the same female friend moon Keller the last morning. Keller seemed to get a kick out of it, but not as big a kick as the ship cleaners who were all chanting we love Jamcruise as we left. :oops:

SalmonHead · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:56 am

And just because you all know I can't resist...

...I listened to people complain about a french fry & onion ring salad, after ordering... a shoestring potato and fried onion salad. :DOH:

joel · **Joined:** Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:45 am **Posts:** 641

I can't f'n remember

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