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So now that I gave my 2 weeks notice I'm just sitting here staring at the computer screen wishing I was at home getting ready to move.. it has been sooooo long since I was paid to surf the web..I almost wish I had the fun guide or something to occupy me...
Amuse me please!!

I feel ya. I'm in the most boring phone conference ever right now. Worst thing is that every 10 minutes somebody asks me a question so I can't just put it on mute and sleep through it.
It's hard to be amusing when put on the spot like this. Let me start on something and hopefully somebody else can finish it.
A duck, a crusty cruiser and Zack Deputy walks into a bar...

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Ohhhh I like this!!
Tai? Audio? help us out here!!

fun guide for holidaze?

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Thought about it for all of 3 seconds and realized that people might be less comfortable giving their hotel room number and name..something not as sketch when on the ship.. plus I've never been so I don't know what to expect so I don't know the book would be all that interesting LOL

sorry MissAslan, I have been elsewhere lately... wish I coulda been here to cure that boredom when you had it... lesse here...

A duck, a crusty cruiser and Zack Deputy walks into a bar... they all approach the bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The duck steps up to the bar, puts a feather up in the air and says, "Quack!" The bartender goes to the tap, pours an ice cold beer, brings it back and puts in front of the duck and says, "It's on the house." The bartender then looks at Zack Deputy and asks, "What can I get for you?" Zack, having seen the duck get a free beer, steps up to the bar, puts a finger in the air and says, "Quack!" The bartender once again goes to the tap, pours an ice cold beer, brings it back and puts in front of the Zack and says, "It's on the house." The crusty cruiser is perplexed and confused by the duck and Zack Deputy and their actions... was Zack just mimicking what the duck had done? ... was Zack just in a loop or did he actually have some knowledge of the things going on here??? Was it an echo or his own skill? The crusty cruiser is almost speechless with their own confusion as the bartender approaches and asks "What can I get for you?" Nervously, the crusty cruiser says, "I'll have what they are having."

The bartender, with a look of dis-approval, just shakes his head and says...


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"Sorry, we only serve Quackers here."




-audioHearsTheLaughter

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Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music.
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eGADS 2013?

BRAVO!! Well done Audio!!
YAY... happy Miss Aslan dance!!

I knew somebody would pick it up and again Audio, you have gone above and beyond the call of doody!

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Decisions, decisions...
What if it's all real?