Favorite Jam Cruise Quotes, pretty please?

rhythmjester · **Joined:** Wed May 10, 2006 2:28 pm **Posts:** 39

I'm working on a little creative project for next year's sailing and I need your help...please post or message me your favorite quotes from Jam Cruise, along with the names of the people who said them (first names are fine…unless there’s a reason for us to know the last name as well) – these will be shared next year, if all goes as planned. Please be patient. And, above all, have fun sharing them!!!!

Example:
We were going to get married, but then we fell asleep. - Tara & Ed

And, thanks to everyone for making Jam Cruise 10 so magically delicious!!!
-A

odman · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:51 pm

Does it have to be from JC10?
If not, here are some threads. Not always with name of source though.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=8850
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=6814
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3117

alintruckee · **Joined:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:44 pm **Posts:** 535

"Would you all like me to get a picture of you?" oh, "that"s nice would you like to see?"

John T Smith · **Joined:** Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:47 am **Posts:** 34

Here's to Carlos! And Don't to Crazy

HarryZ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:11 am

During the illogical game show between Orgone and Dr Klaw, the answer to the guess that song question was she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes (Orgone got it right, answered 1st). Ian Neville's answer for Dr Klaw was she'll be coming around that shit - Ian can be one funny dude!!!

DirtyBill342 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:19 pm

Definitely one of the funniest moments of our cruise occured when we were walking back to our cabin.... maaaybe a little, well you know :NAUGHTY:

and around the corner pops this chick :shock:

and calmly asks, "Do you have any tums?" And I kindly respond as most anyone here probbly would and proceeded to recite the commercial hook :lol:

Guess you had to be there

DirtyBill342 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:22 pm

sorry I didn't red the instructions... Either way we didn't know the girl. I guess it would be a quote by -Anonymous or -Unknown

Hillary · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:56 pm

"Can you believe that I ran into Jessica Lurie in the hallway when I was with Jessica and Laurie? Dude. That shit's awesome."

-Tiny Rager

Tiny Rager · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:03 pm

Hillary wrote:

"Can you believe that I ran into Jessica Lurie in the hallway when I was with Jessica and Laurie? Dude. That shit's awesome."

-Tiny Rager

That shit was sick.

calivoodoo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:57 pm

"I just want a bowl of hamburger water."

Ian Neville standing by the burger buffet next to a tray of hamburgers swimming in ... well ... hamburger water.

calivoodoo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:59 pm

alintruckee wrote:

"Would you all like me to get a picture of you?" oh, "that"s nice would you like to see?"

Hey, we took your ipop.

double d · **Joined:** Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:44 pm **Posts:** 326

1. "It's not UN-becoming on you." - he will remain anonymous to protect the innocent

2. "Haitian Pirates: What they lack in numbers they make up for in enthusiasm". - Todd (double d)

bestfeeling303 · **Joined:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:27 pm **Posts:** 3

"Ship's Sick!" - Leesah Noble

kpu1162 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:39 am

bump for Peyton. Odman's linked threads have all kinds of goodies

I still prefer "Jam Cruise start over" by the tiny rager but it works better while carrying a magic wand and dress that might have come right out of the wizard of oz then simply typing it

PeytonC9 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:17 pm

That is SO funny... I JUST started another thread yesterday called, "Sh*t Jam Cruisers Say". For those of you who don't know me, I am Peyton. I was the Asst. Dir of Sales and Travel here at C9 the last 2 years, but have recently moved into the Marketing Director position. Can't give too much away but would LOVE these quotes. The funnier the better!

Keep em coming!
xox

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