The Jam Cruise Forum

i thought i'd start this one out with a quote from skerik on jamcruise pizza:

"...make sure the indigenous food is not where the boat is from."

----->missthang

okay, some of these will only make sense to those that were there..... (perhaps my crew can fill in some of the speakers and the situation surrounding the quote)

He wont stop talking unless you stop listening - said by me to this couple who just met JamCruise Leo about JamCruise Leo

I am a fuckin' resin farmer! - Leo (why i cant remember)

He is my banana man - Nicole (why i dont know - for about 6 hours, my quote book was in other folks hands)

Kilbride Wins!! - ??

You are so cool! Can I get a round of reaches?

You dont know me cause I'm standing up - ??

Can I get ear plugs? - ??

whatever! - k-ride about everything

life is an exihibition, not a competition - ??

they can't control us, they can only hope to contain us - by me about the MSC Lyrica

That is the way I planned it - K-ride

Because that is the way we roll - by me about everything

Those are ghetto ear plugs - when Libra put cigarettes filters in her ears as ear plugs

I think it is a good thing at this point that we lost the pen - by me about some crazy shit that was being said and we were glad we were not able to write it down

Happiness is living in the moment - lby ibbie

Its poop AGAIN! - by will

get some "zah" - this is what will's friends call pizza

get on top and wiggles - by me describing how a friend of our must have sex based upon how he dances

Why would you want any zah?

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I'm on my way
To New Orleans
I'm not gonna take it no more.

Ain't hesitating,
Ain't deliberating,
I got to see it again.

skerik before second critters buggin set on the pooldeck (something along these lines):

::dingDing:: "this is captain toast. the pool deck will be ruined for the next hour and a half. critters buggin is playing. sorry to all those trying to get some sun."

- HILARIOUS

the wonderfully gorgeous stripper (??!) upon receiving Flirtiest Cruiser award:

"this has been amazing! everyone is so nice! and..."

maybe she wasnt the brightest, but she was cute..

euphoriuh -

Check your PMs and edit your post please

If you wanna comment on the "biggest flirt" you might just wanna say that she was the biggest idiot.


As for quotable quotes... this one is from Alex (of Alex and Nancy) from Boulder, CO. We were standing in the jam room waiting for some music when he said.....

"Dude, my standards are so high right now, you either have to send me through the roof or don't play anything."

D

heard on the elevator:
"smells like 8 deck..."

band member from gomez commenting on bluzbill's door decorations:
"those dogs are troubled."

"pace yourself." --karl d at the end of his first show. i took this to heart because when karl d speaks, i listen.

missthang

"I found myself thinking, where does the poop go?" - M Franti

"Pajamas on the Floor!" - people on deck 10

"Green, Blue, Yellow, Yellow" - that trippin' kid

"I had a really great time, did a whole lot......." - the girl from Birmingham who won the Biggest Flirt Award

that quote has been edited once to keep this board clean.......... please edit your post

this might be a great time to remind new jamcruisers of a very old quote:

"what happens on the boat, stays on the boat"

first rule of jamcruise: we don't talk about the wacked out shit that happened on jamcruise on public message boards

Second to last day, Julie asked me what I thought. I told her how great it all was and the 6 days was perfect. She said she wanted more and I said:

"My liver can't take any more"

Bob

"I'll be conducting full body cavity searches on everyone but I only have five pairs of latex gloves."

----Les Claypool


"Can I go first then?"

-----Me, after Les said that

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I've Got Soul...And I'm Superbad!!!

Me to Steve Kimock at ~ 6am on the last night:
"Can I borrow a lighter"

Steve Kimock's answer:
"Some hippy stole my lighter"

Repeated over and over at all hours of the day and night...

"There's a lot goin' on"

My cabin mate Paul, when asked, "Where are you from?"

Paul replied "downstairs."



D

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Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music- Sergei Rachmaninov
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of- Blaise Pascal
We are the music makers and the dreamers of dreams- Willy Wonka

Todd,
whats up buddy! Thanks for sharing my qoutes. Once I saw the subject for this thread I figured you might be posting. Had a great time with all you guys. So sorry we missed your 40th b-day. We were about to purposely miss our flight. But I hope it was fanfukintastic! Hit me up sometime soon. I got leo's business card but i never got your email. Mine is JWFaulco@olemiss.edu. Talk to you soon buddy