Hey ya'll - I'll be doing Phish of course since I'm in Phlorida.... Then again, wouldn't matter where I was, I'd still do Phish for NYE. I know some of you JamCruisers are coming down early to see Phish and then the Karl Party and then the cruise. If you are coming down for Phish and you're looking for something to do the Saturday night before the run starts, let me tell you about the Pre-Phish party I'm throwing......
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We know what you’re thinking….. Christmas will be over, Phish and the late-night madness hasn’t started, what do I do til then? Well, there’s
Festivus…for the rest of us. A very special
Pre-Phish Warmup Party for lucky South Phloridians.
Festivus 2003 with Kynda (
http://www.kynda.com ) and Medicine Hat (
http://www.medhatband.com ).
Free beer If you have not yet experienced either of these two bands, what the hell’s your problem?!?!?! Come dance around the Festivus Pole (tall, skinny, aluminum, devoid of all tinsel, and has a high strength-to-weight ratio) with these two amazing bands.
Free beer “Feats of Strength” will be demonstrated by your ability to
DANCE TIL DAWN. The “Airing of Grievances” should be conducted prior to your arrival at the venue.
Free Beer Saturday, December 27, 2003
King’s Lounge
7099 Lake Worth Road
Lake Worth, FL 33467
(Only 6/10 mile off the Turnpike so it’s EZ to get to!!!!)
21 and over ONLY
Cash Liquor Bar /
Free Beer Doors at 8:00 – Show at 9:00 – Rage til dawn!
Did I mention
FREE BEER? And not some schwag beer either. We’ll have Bud if you need it but count on Newcastle and other quality beers to be flowin’ FREELY all night. Well, ya gotta pay the cover of $15.00 at the door.
Brought to you by the very kind people at FunknJam Productions

& Funky Funker, LLC.
Any questions email [redacted 6/1/2013]
See ya'll at the show,
The Colonel
Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born --
a Festivus for the rest of us!