Best Quotes overheard on JC6

migus · **Joined:** Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:01 pm **Posts:** 19

The only reason I'm not walking around with my pants off right now is so that they'll let me on Jam Cruise next year.

august dupree · **Posted:** Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:25 am

"Hey man, you know that dream that you used to have when you went outside and all you had on was your underwear? You're having that dream right now. Go back to bed."

- me to one of the Risky Business boys.

Golgiguy · **Posted:** Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:35 pm

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there"

mountaingurl · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:33 pm

"You'd better not be taking pictures for pissinghippies.com"

"It's JAM cruise. Not SONG cruise." -Ben Kaufman

"Trust me."

"Wait, wait wait...You DIDN'T see Perpetual Groove?"

"You've gotts LEAN INTO the turns."

"This party sucks"

"Jam on it."

bayou bred · **Posted:** Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:55 pm

"drop your fucking pants!"
-during the pants off, dance off in the jam room the night of 80's night

Pennenuts · **Joined:** Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:13 pm **Posts:** 898

"Blue?"

"No. Green!"

"You don't even know where your going do ya?"

"I've got a fever and the only prescription is more mojitos." -me

(The 24 hour bar tenders made a mean mojito.)

TGT · **Joined:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:20 am **Posts:** 1

"I couldn't be happier unless I was wrapped in bacon!" -anonymous gentleman wearing a space costume

I just walked by and heard this randomly

bodhi · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:49 am

Walking into the Jam Room I see Stanton sitting on a couch with a few ladies around him. I think Skerik was right there too, but my memory is a little hazy... So as I walk in I hear Stanton say

"All these ladies and only one cock!"

I kept walking so he could work his mojo.... I shoulda offered something....

:oops:

Duncan · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:46 pm

bodhi wrote:

Walking into the Jam Room I see Stanton sitting on a couch with a few ladies around him. I think Skerik was right there too, but my memory is a little hazy... So as I walk in I hear Stanton say

"All these ladies and only one cock!"

I kept walking so he could work his mojo.... I shoulda offered something....

:oops:

What a f'ing tool. Sorry Stanton.

I still love you as a musician though!

phamilyguy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:53 pm

"You're fucking better than this! Pull it together!" :lol:

abgar · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:04 pm

phamilyguy wrote:

"You're fucking better than this! Pull it together!" :lol:

How did you hear that? I was only saying it in my head!

Duncan · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:54 pm

HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Nobody heard this but me because I was yelling it at myself in the mirror in my cabin!

I'm pretty sure that I told you the story on the boat AB.

That's great Matt!

abgar · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:00 pm

I don't remember that story, but all I can say is: It happens.

Reggaeboyz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:28 am

ivan neville: "i got no chops" - during key masters workshop

lightartist · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:44 am

Annabel - "The ships doctor can give you a shot to put you down for the night"

Best Jam Cruise quote ever.

Canadian chick Sue to Michael Franti - "Hey Michael, will you please take a picture with me and my inflatable moose?"

Michael then proceeded to bust out a moose story. What a guy.

Me - "Can I please get a omelet pizza with spam"

Dreaming about my next meal late night at the pizza bar.

Me to zip line guide - “So how many people have died on this thing?"

The guide - "5" (NOT FUNNY)

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