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 Post subject: FAVOURITE JAM CRUISE 7 QUOTE OR COMMENT OVERHEARD
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:49 pm 
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Mine would be ....

"What are all these strangers doing on our boat?"

Second place would be ....

"I started off the morning trying to stomp the vomit down the shower drain and popped the blister I got on my foot from the lit cigarette I had stepped on last night." (Thanks, Chase!)

And of course Honourable Mention would be the one I heard a few hundred times over the past week ....

"Um ... Excuse me ... Are you Hellbuoy?"

I loved the poor kid who said to me "Hi, I'm a Lurker on the Message Board, and I never write anything but I read the Board because of you and just wanted to say 'thanks'!" To which I replied, "Look, I don't talk to people I like, why would I want to to talk to you?"

...I'se gots an image to protec' an' all, ya unnerstand'?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:55 pm 
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i have no idea if i met you, come to think of it... no idea what you look like.


and my favorite quote i heard was the first night. i was discussing the 'big tit masks' i saw at the sex shop next to our hotel in FL and when would be best to rock 'em etc

i suddenly hear a really loud "DUUUDE, im gonna suck on your face all week"

in our out of context - was funny enough i almost peed myself.


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"Jam Cruise - better than rehab!"
(I don't think the quoted guy is coming back on next year...)


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Uttered sometime between 6 and 8 am one particular morning ...

"Dude, let's get out of here and go play sausage jenga."

Classic.


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When I was dressed in my Chippendales stripper outfit, one of the waiters said "Nice Pants! as I walked past him LOL!


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"make some bad decisions and great memories"


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"I need some nourishment--I better have a Pina Colada"


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cliff449 wrote:
"I need some nourishment--I better have a Pina Colada"


when I felt the need for vitamins I would just throw a margarita into the mix


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overheard from Bad Kitty during Emmitt Nershi in the Savannah Room:

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Damn, I guess I DO like Bluegrass!


overheard at dinner (in one of the 'fancy' sit down restaurants):

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This chilled cream soup tastes suspiciously JUST LIKE the piña colada mix...

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Famous last night noob qoute every year "Damn people are just giving stuff away"

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1) "Remember, safety third!"

2) "I just thought of a way to make this ten times better..... (long pause) JUST KIDDING!!!!"

3) during PBS when we heard keys coming from the stage, my friend Pfaff (who was sitting with his back to the stage) says "that must be Ivan up there", at that exact moment, Ivan was walking behind him and says "No dude, I'm right here... that's Robert Walters!"


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One of the indonesian cleaning staff with one of those vaccuums with the long hose walks into a crowded elevator only to get off a few flights down. While he's leaving some guy behind me goes, "What, no Fishman Solo?!?!"

And also, the ever histerical "Would Lesley Edward Claypool Kindly come to the reception desk....."


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In reference to the jello from the buffet at around 8:00 am:

"This tastes like zero"

Probably could apply to a lot of other food items. We actually had fun trying to find food that they couldn't screw up, to see how they could actually still screw it up.

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Rynne wrote:
One of the indonesian cleaning staff with one of those vaccuums with the long hose walks into a crowded elevator only to get off a few flights down. While he's leaving some guy behind me goes, "What, no Fishman Solo?!?!"

And also, the ever histerical "Would Lesley Edward Claypool Kindly come to the reception desk....."


That was me, and really, he should have pulled one off!!


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"I hope that's the boat rocking, and not just me."

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