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 Post subject: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:43 pm 
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I found myself in a state of temporarily elevated intellectual capability and thought that a collection of JC sniglets may be fun.

Here are some to start with:

cruiseifiction - what happens sometimes to an individual on the forum when not having all the facts straight

decksema - rash obtained while breakdancing on pool deck

drumfounded - the inability to understand a brilliant idea

foodback - the combination of bad food and rough seas can lead to this

forumaldehyde - a post so bad that it completely kills a thread

funkempt - your appearance after dancing your ass off to Dumpstaphunk

jamnesia - the last thing you remember was being in the jam room, and you have no clue how you got to where you woke up

yellevator - when everybody are half deaf after a show and scream to each other as they ride the elevator

I'm sure you can do much better than this.
BTW, is aslanding a word?

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:53 pm 
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odman wrote:
I found myself in a state of temporarily elevated intellectual capability and thought that a collection of JC sniglets may be fun.

Here are some to start with:

jamnesia - the last thing you remember was being in the jam room, and you have no clue how you got to where you woke up

:D


I like THIS one!! :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:04 pm 
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nice sir, that first one is fantastic :) I shall work on some while compiling at work tomorrow


and there is no d in aslaning

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:38 pm 
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Tai wrote:
nice sir, that first one is fantastic :) I shall work on some while compiling at work tomorrow


and there is no d in aslaning


aslanding is what you do the day after you get aslaned! :ANGEL:

"Shhh, I'm aslanding. I got so freakin aslaned last night!"

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:43 pm 
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aslanding is what you do the day after you get aslaned! :ANGEL:

"Shhh, I'm aslanding. I got so freakin aslaned last night!"


:CLAP: :lol: If you've been on the boat at least once or been on the forum long enough, its bound to happen!

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aslanding - the act of falling but managing to protect your tiara and not spilling any champagne

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stASH wrote:
aslanding - the act of falling but managing to protect your tiara and not spilling any champagne


wahahahhahaaaaa! excellent definition, sir!

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
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Jaz-ex-ercise: A diet plan with minimal calories in and extreme cals out


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Jaz-ex-ercise: A diet plan with minimal calories in and extreme cals out

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BUT!!! she remembered the lotion! :DROOL:

:twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
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funkblindness:staying up all night in the jamroom , then attempting to go ashore and being blinded by the bright sun bouncing off the dock/beach.

usually results in scurring back to the ship for sleep

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
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JcTSD:Jamcruise Truamatic Stress Disorder:the weeks it takes you to fully recover from the cruise.

i recover pretty quickly physically,but my mind is on the pooldeck for like a solid six weeks.

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:16 pm 
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odman wrote:
I found myself in a state of temporarily elevated intellectual capability and thought that a collection of JC sniglets may be fun.

Here are some to start with:

cruiseifiction - what happens sometimes to an individual on the forum when not having all the facts straight

decksema - rash obtained while breakdancing on pool deck

drumfounded - the inability to understand a brilliant idea

foodback - the combination of bad food and rough seas can lead to this

forumaldehyde - a post so bad that it completely kills a thread

funkempt - your appearance after dancing your ass off to Dumpstaphunk

jamnesia - the last thing you remember was being in the jam room, and you have no clue how you got to where you woke up

yellevator - when everybody are half deaf after a show and scream to each other as they ride the elevator

I'm sure you can do much better than this.
BTW, is aslanding a word?

:D

:CLAP: Un-Fun space reserved for this thread :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:18 pm 
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Tough to follow this post... and those bouncy elmos... but I'll try...

Guitarded - what many (including me) guitar players realize we are after seeing one of "those" guitarists rip it up on JamCruise.

Jamsomnia - the condition where one can't sleep because somewhere there is still live music playing on the ship somewhere.

MSCommunication - "You want buy coupon drink here"

MSCalculation - What you thought you drank and what your bar bill actually was when it was slid under your door.

Custumes Check - The reality that the sparkly, shiny, glowy things, wigs and pirate stuff, polyester 70's clothes, might be looked at by some other really serious looking people with badges... and them not thinking it is funny.

TenderIzod - The orange shirt that you recognize worn by MSC people when coming back to catch the last tender to the ship in Costa Maya, because maybe you lost track of time and such...

Pooldecklectrified - if you don't go, you won't ever know

Thanks for the inspiration, Odman! 8)

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 Post subject: Re: JC Dictionary
PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:23 pm 
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serk wrote:
Tai wrote:
nice sir, that first one is fantastic :) I shall work on some while compiling at work tomorrow


and there is no d in aslaning


aslanding is what you do the day after you get aslaned! :ANGEL:

"Shhh, I'm aslanding. I got so freakin aslaned last night!"


Ummm...Am I allowed to play this game? I got a couple but I feel like a douche bag talking about myself in third person :shock:


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